Joke of The Day : RM1.8million for Facebook Pages

Another jokes of the day!  

A whopping RM1 758 432 was spent on developing six Facebook pages to promote Malaysian tourism said the Tourism Ministry.

Ridiculous isn’t it? A 6 years old can start a Facebook page for free, so why the hell they need to spend so much just to make few Facebook pages?

O.W.C : Wife is a Sex Worker

Dr. Rohaya Mohamad suddenly became famous after she came out with this statement: 

“A good wife is a good sex worker to her husband. What is wrong with being a whore in bed to your husband?”

This is regarding to the latest news about the new club that being launched yesterday by Al-Arqam, the Obedient Wives' Club.

TNB Electricity Tariffs Hike is Killing Us!

The Najib administration announced it will raise electricity prices by an average 7.12 per cent from June 1 (tomorrow) in an effort to trim its burgeoning subsidy bill, but promised the hike will not affect some 75 per cent of domestic consumers.

Officials said natural gas prices would also rise by RM3.00 per mmBtu each six months until it reached market levels. They also announce d that the waiving of electricity bills for domestic users who record less than RM20 per month would cease this coming December. The government said it will still spend some RM25 billion to subsidise the gas bill this year.

Well maybe for some people, this price increase is just like taking away their breakfast money. But for poor folks, it's more than breakfast. Trust me, I've been poor before and I know the feeling of sleeping on total empty stomach.

1Malaysia Email by Tricubes SUCK!

Our beloved Prime Minister has made an announcement today that every adult Malaysian will be given a 1 Malaysia email account and this will be a RM50 million project, awarded to company named Tricubes.

I know, every one of was like ‘shit man!’ in ur heart, rite?

One question need to be asked to Najib, hello Mr. PM, email account can get for free, why on earth pay RM50 mil for something that one can get for free?

There goes to waste my tax money. 1Malaysia again, 1Malaysia my foot!

Fun Facts About Engineer

• They consider any non-engineering course "easy". 
• T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress.
• No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
• Engineer touches his car more often than his girl.

Stupid Berita Harian!

When thousands of lives are lost, it is a time for sorrow. 

But not for Berita Harian newspaper. They drew a cartoon to make fun of people’s misfortune in Japan. They are so disgusting and never meant for normal people with brains and moral.

The paper has brought untold disrepute and great shame to the entire nation and all Malaysians. Typical mentality of national newspapers in Malaysia! Their attitude and perception reflect the mentality of their masters in the ruling government. Disgraceful!

Letter To My Teenager

My teenager,

U willing to spend thousands of Ringgit to buy the brand new handphone but u never willing to spend RM20 on books.

U willing to stay and watch movies for a whole day but u never willing to study even for an hour.

U willing to go out karaoke with ur friends but u never willing to study with ur friends.

U willing to make ur parents sad but u never willing to make ur bf/gf sad.

15 Fun Facts About MALAYSIA

1. Do u know that "TUN" is the most senior federal title and there can be no more than 25 living recipients at any one time. Thats’s great achievement Tun Mahathir!

2.Malaysia has 65,877 km of highway. This is more than the Earth's circumference of 40,075 km. WOW!

3. Do u know that the spiritual pop group Raihan holds the record for the best-selling local album, 700,000 units of their Puji-Pujianalbum in 1996. Congratulation guys! I will always be ur fans!

Campus Election : Pro-M vs. Pro-A

Students are future leaders and they should lead the way to a better Malaysia. Academics should be there to support them and provide intellectual guidances. Campus elections are the first taste of democratic processes for most youths.

Only a selected few are able to enjoy such experiences where the campaigning and promotion of manifestos are almost similar to the real political elections. They are supposed to elect the student governments. But when the administration try to overplay their bias EC roles then the experiences will be bad.

Egypt's Revolution

It looks like the Arab countries are experiencing some kind of revolution.

The Egyptian uprising broke out last week due to public frustration with corruption, oppression and economic hardship under Hosni Mubarak’s 30-years rule.

It has been reported that at least 140 protesters have been killed in demonstrations across the country especially after pro-Mubarak supporters opened fire on protesters camped in Cairo’s Tahrir Square.

The protests are part of the regional uprising inspired by the popular revolt in Tunisia which overthrew President Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali last month. The fall of the Tunisian regime, riots on the streets of Pakistan, Morocco and now Egypt are all fundamentally related to unfair distribution of wealth and income, spiking food and commodity prices and a staggering rise in unemployment.